{S'MASHIN'|SMASHIN'|KNOCKIN' STASHPATRICK!|

Alright lads and lasses, let's get crackin' to celebrate S'mashin' Stashpatrick! We're talkin' loads of green beer, a right good check here boogie, and maybe even a wee bit of mischief. Don't forget to wear your greenest garb and get ready. It's gonna be a legendary celebration! Ways to celebrate: Find a parade Tell jokes| Penelope's Treasure